Comments on: Madness: October 16-21, 2006

By: David Blake (vivavi)

David Blake (vivavi) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:16 +0000

Likely, Foot ran while Zeta sacked. 'Cause trying to do it the other way around would just be silly.

By: Tetra Valent (4_valent)

Tetra Valent (4_valent) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:15 +0000

What I find fascinating is that Mell and Zeta are running around a site open to the Arctic air and wearing nothing heavier than a light jacket.

These are some tough people. Don't mess with them.

By: joe dreyfuss (jdreyfuss)

joe dreyfuss (jdreyfuss) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:14 +0000

@Rex: It's the messiah complex. He thinks only he is capable of stopping Helen, because he forgets that at least one and possibly both of his companions was also highly enhanced by her.

By: Rex Vivat (sirgarberto)

Rex Vivat (sirgarberto) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:13 +0000

Oh dear, Arabic spam.

Why would Artie think this is not the time? He doesn't have much to do while Mell's doing her thing.

By: joe dreyfuss (jdreyfuss)

joe dreyfuss (jdreyfuss) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:12 +0000

To be fair to Mell, if anyone in the current focus group is going to be able to determine the degree of mayhem caused with any decent precision, it is gonna be her.

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:11 +0000

Helen is cute and hot at the same time. All the time. For which I thank the artist.

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:10 +0000

@Daibhid, if I hadn't used that tune just a couple of weeks ago, I would have done the same. Good on yer, mate.

By: Kay Gilbert (kaygilbert)

Kay Gilbert (kaygilbert) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:09 +0000

Daibhid, you just won yourself some internets.

By: Daibhid Ceannaideach (daibhidc)

Daibhid Ceannaideach (daibhidc) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:08 +0000

(TUNE "He Ain't Heavy", The Hollies)

The Arctic's cold,
These corridors wind and turn,
Artie's turned human again,
Who knows why.
But I'm stong,
Strong enough to carry him,
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

So on we go,
Escaping from mad hamsters,
Into Madblood's secret lair,
We'll get there.
For I know,
He's a gerbil hybrid like me,
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

If I'm laden at all,
I'm laden with sadness,
That Davenport's brain,
Has been filled up with madness,
And he's threatening our mother.

It's a big, big dome,
I don't know if we'll return,
While we're walking through the lair,
Why not share?
And the load,
Doesn't weigh me down at all,
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:46:07 +0000

(TUNE: "Sister Golden Hair", America)

Well, we try to rescue Artie,
But he's heavy and he's wet!
If he'd only do his part, we
Could get far as we could get!
I will stay, I won't desert him,
But he's quite a load on me!
But I'll take it, 'cause
He's quasi-family!

On a normal day, he's very
Strong and muscular and buff!
But for now, I'll have to carry,
'Cause his day's been kinda rough!
I admit, when I first met him,
Then I thought we'd have a fling!
Now it's squicky, like
A Luke-and-Leia thing!

     I will release him when I'm ranting!
     I will release him when I rave!
     Though I am winded and I'm panting,
     Still, his butt I'll try to save!
     For a sec, I'm stopping
     To give a cheer for
     The guy I'm dropping ...